I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
