i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
