Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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