wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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