Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
