Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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