Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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