So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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