cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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