We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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