yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
