Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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