Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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