The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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