Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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