Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
How external is "for external use only"?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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