I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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