Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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