he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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