we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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