Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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