I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I had to cum in my sink.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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