What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Randomize
