We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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