they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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