dude i'm inner monologue high
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Randomize
