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I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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