You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I look better un-naked...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
worst night to have a conscience
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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