This girl is more easily done than said...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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