I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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