The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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