I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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