we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
