Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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