it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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