Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
