i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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