I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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