i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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