Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
