I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Randomize
