so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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