so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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