I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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