ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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