i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
