Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
