he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
