So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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