we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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