So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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